Alter-native's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Xionic Madness 1.5]

Wow...Just...Wow!

This has got to be the most "high budget amateur madness movie" ever. It has the coregraphic and cinematic action flair you see from movies like Karas, and there is alot of stuff to look at. A lot of stuff happening at once. The story is probably a simplistic excuse for "groundbreaking" action sequences, yet it is hidden underneath all this cool techno junk and DMC inspired gunplay. However, this "masterpiece" has the basic design and animation techinques of an over excessive tweening, 14-year old, NG noob. I'm talking about the madness models, this movie prominently features them. Only they are given complex, dark, gritty, stylish, and glowy redesigns. There is even an anime chick madness model redesign! I mean, what the heck, the author is obviously a male and is probably "lonely". It almost feels like this movie was made by a Wachowski brother possessed by the spirit of an 14-year old NGer. Joking aside, this movie is pretty entertaining. Again, if you guys were expecting a serious hand drawn action bliss, you are going to be dissapointed, but not so much. This move, although sort of juvenile in nature, is a feast for the eyes, and might give some serious artists some inspiration.(I mean, I thought the "chainsaw sword" was pretty rad!)

[Headphones On Your Heart]

That Was One Lucky Pixel Block.

Certainly, it had more personality then the weighted companion cube did. That Leeni person sounds pretty cool. I'll check out her site and see what it has to offer.

[LeetStreet Boys Manga 03]

Listen, Keenspot Is Where You Wanna Go.

Newgrounds is for "animated" toons and games. It's not a place for uploading webcomics. If you insist though, please do us a favor and upload your comic with all the pages from within. That's right, upload all your pages and make neat little "next and back" buttons in the corner so that we can "flip" pages. Do not up load each page individually. Now I'll review this page. It is just a bunch of cherry tree blossoms floating amongst a white backround. Nothing special about this page.

"Leetstreet Boys" huh? Yeah I remember them, they made that Music vid full of video game and anime references. Yeah, it opened up with a riff stolen from the FF VII world map and it told us how "you and me make nintendo wii".

leetstreetboys responds:

There was a mistake in the first upload. Fixed. Sorry about that!

[Animalation episode 1]

Animation Was Cheap, But the Joke Was Good.

That's about it, good luck on the next entry.

JohnLorique responds:

cheap... didn't think was so cheap.

[Dirty Joe]

I Liked The Suprise Ending.

At first I think it's going to open up a gritty story about cowboys, but instead, you solicitate perfume.

[Final Fight:the Nerd Saga]

I Did Not See Any Humor Relating To Final Fight...

But who cares about that one-dimensional 2-d beat-em-up anyway. This was a good satire of Egoraptor and his origin of being a kid who got too obsessed with his "box fantasies". If I have to make a little criticism about this, then I'll nitpick about Snake not sounding quite like Snake(David Hayter's grufffiness is the key). Other minor gripes I can make would be about how the pacing at the end is too fast for me to read everything on the note left in boss egoraptors place. On another note, I can not comprehend how it would take over 9000 Korean children to make a little Egoraptor parody toon. However, we both agree that Skies of Arcadia was a pretty cool game about pirates.

[Happy Smile]

I Hope That Yellow Liquid Was Lemonade...

Yeah, well, like I said above, that all my thought other then "decent animation".

MasterNoud responds:

haha!!
It is(I think...o.O )