Alter-native's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Time in a Bottle]

Aww How Precious!

Playing along to a classic heartfelt song, images appear and disappear through by touch of wind before my eyes. This little music video gets my recognition.

[- Move Your Feet -]

It's Not the Next Episode of FreeTown...

This Music video is all right I suppose. After all, it mimics the original video's retroistic NES style which made those happy Danes, straight-and-short Junior & tall-and-gay Senior popular in the first place. What the heck were the Daft Punk robots doing at the end of this vid? Daft Punk is an uber French technoband that had nothing to do with the Danish odd couple. It is almost as senseless as that theiving sneak Wonchop adding a Super Mario 3 nod after his Akira the Don tribute. Alas, dont mind him though, your video is better by tenfold. After all, his style is too simplistic, the tween command is overabundent, and everyone knows that "rap is crap". To draw a person like an atari sprite is hard work, and to rework the entire Seatle skyline like atari is even harder. The DBZ cameos are fine too. Overall, this was a fine tribute to that late great Denmarkian band and their one hit wonder!

[The Kittykrew Must Die!]

Listen up.

You say you are tired of crap flash, yet you submit a very short flash about a tweened stick killing a poorly drawn Kitty Krew mascot. Now, look at your reflection in th mirror. Can you honestly say to yourself, "The Kitty Krew Must Die!", when you yourself have commited a crime equal to that of the Kitty Krew?

KingKombat responds:

fire must fight fire.

['~Duck in the Rain~']

Insane!

Who Knew that Tupac was alive and that the Grim Reaper was an anime ninja chick? Who would expect that both of them were jedis?

[Wolfenstein 3D Headshot]

Boom! Headshot?!

How come he was saying "Boom! Headshot!" When all I was seeing was Boom! Chestshot!

DuDuL responds:

couse i wanted your imaginary to work... :/

[Lethal Injection]

So What Happens Next?

You introduce to us a biological toxin that forces one to eat himself while unconscious. The doctors behind this serum expect to control masses of enemies by instilling fear. Could this by any chance be a zombie serum?

notorious responds:

nah they don't come back they just die a horrible, painful death

Thanks for the good review!

[D4ilytoon # 366]

A Remainder to All Users to Vote Before Watching.

Before this site got its "fast" and "cleancut" redesign, the voting board was edited to not activate until the user watched the movie. Now that the site has been redesigned to be "metallic and stylish", the voting board is back to its unedited state allowing stat hungry users to "vote without watching the movie", which defeats the purpose of voting in itself. Which is a sad thing to bear. Mad Mardigan's movie makes it clear by submiting a "stick and still" picture, which illustrates the flushable kiddie still movies that will pass thanks to users who do not watch the movies. Adam Ant's deliberately racist piece is an example of how "whistle fodder" entries have a chance now that NG caters to the stat hungry. Orangebeef once again gives us a shameless but stylish trippy self promoting sequence, and Antoner gives us a gay bear dancing to the classic, constantly remixed technopiece, "popcorn" in a background sure to cause epilepsy. I found this entry to be funny in a tongue-in-cheek manner.

TheStarSyndicate responds:

at least someone who isnt in the ss got the joke

[BlueBerryRade]

Berry's got the Blues.

That was one determined blueberry.

RadeMan responds:

:o word

[Fruit Hurts]

A Beautiful Stroll Indeed.

The animation is lively in this. A lot of work went into the detail of every picture. Basically, a town lizard disturbs a park bee, and we have our cartoon.

owenshire responds:

Thank you. Hard work pays off when it gets appreciated. To me this was already worth it.

[Metropolis Circuit]

It's Practically Jet Grind Radio Meets O_OVinnie.

That's right! We have two raver kin on rollerskates in desparate dash to the finish. The ravers have high tech gadgetry and sail through the air in death defying leaps across a town of furious competion and limitless obstacles to cross. Twists and turns and fantastic shots are what makes this an ideal short. Fluid animation and the cutesyness of japanese cartoon character designs combine to keep your eyes glued to your monitors.