Alter-native's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Where's Edgey?]

Since When Did Edgeworth Get AIDS?

More important to ask is who gave him aids?

[Awesome Grounds]

It's Funny When It's From the Phoenix Wrong Guy.

Let us remind everyone this guy whose making fun of Egoraptor(Awesome Series) for being overated and winning awards for cheap, fast videogame jokes, is none other then Ashford Pride. I am talking about the sprite animator behind the award winning Phoenix Wrong fad series, where you synch up Phoenix Wright's animation patterns to jokes and sound clips made from other people. As you can see from the art & animation quality in this piece compared to the cheap works Egoraptor spits out, Ashford Pride's experience as a sprite sheet nabber really paid off! Since Ashford has a problem with video game satirists who steal awards with cheap art & jokes, I salute him with an honorary Bono award for being a videogame satirist who does not only steal awards, but borrows other people's material as well.

AshfordPride responds:

Ding ding ding ding!
We have a winner!
Johnny! Tell him what he's won!

ITS A BRAND NEW CAR!

[TWEEN: A Flash Odyssey]

Epic...What a Truly "Moving" Experience.

Of course if you synch up anything to that space oddysey piece, the results are always epic.

[Tribute to a Friend]

Well If It Isn't Happy Leet Gost.

I've seen previous entries that claimed Taylor Bortner was gay. So, I guess this is the entry that proves it.

[Steve's New Shoes]

What Strange ad Disturbing Creatures.

I don't know what to make of this entry, especially when characters consist of sluggish grey meaty heads that purchase extra dimentional demon babies for shoes from a zombie with a dark eyeball in his mouth. However, we can both concur that not only was Earthbound a rad and a totally original RPG, but Giygas was one scary final boss.I wish Nintendo release Earthbound 2(Mother 3) to the U.S. of A. I've seen screenshots and its definately the sequel fans like me were dreaming of, it is a direct sequel where you meet returning characters(Pokey Minks, Dr. Andonuts), and it has a darker and gripping storyline. I just want it, but they are never releasing it here are they?

[Confinement +]

Freedom...

It is strange that this contry(USA) is not as free as it should be. It is even stranger when those who live under opression appreciate the freedoms we take for granted. Your animation shows how great the feeling of freedom is until real life confines you into a box of limited mobility and leg room.

Liquidsword responds:

Yeah kind of pessimistic, but its definitely not fake. Thanks.

[Apollo Injustice]

Injustice? Darn Wright Its Injustice!

I arfeel ashamed that we are over rewarding you for t you had no hand in making, and witty lines you had no hand in writing. The credit you deserve is for finding the right frames and images from your sprite sheet to synch with the various soundclips you find on the internet. Not to mention a little editing here and there. I find this entry a little enternaining, and it great someone dug up that "Brush You Teeth" song because I remember sitting through that in school and thinking it was silly. I also compliment on the minor editing touches for the Timmy rock sequence. You did do a good job at finding the right images for sound bits, but otherwise I see this as nothing more then a silly joke thats is by standard but undeserving of so much praise. In other words, voting "5" to me is overrated, I say vote 2 or 3 and move on because this is not original material, it is just clever editing.