Alter-native's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Cole- Memories]

Nice To See your Affection But...

...This entry needs life, and by life I mean Animation. Animation of the hand drawn and moving pictures variety.

[TTA: Ludacris]

You Just Love Luda Don't You?

I wonder if you're thinking of writing him a love letter for V-day? A letter showing your deepest emotional affection for Ludacris.

exotic-smokes responds:

Aww yeeaaa you know me too well man

Ima buttsecks that nigras.

WAIT WTF, AIDSAIDSAIDS

[Steve's New Shoes]

What Strange ad Disturbing Creatures.

I don't know what to make of this entry, especially when characters consist of sluggish grey meaty heads that purchase extra dimentional demon babies for shoes from a zombie with a dark eyeball in his mouth. However, we can both concur that not only was Earthbound a rad and a totally original RPG, but Giygas was one scary final boss.I wish Nintendo release Earthbound 2(Mother 3) to the U.S. of A. I've seen screenshots and its definately the sequel fans like me were dreaming of, it is a direct sequel where you meet returning characters(Pokey Minks, Dr. Andonuts), and it has a darker and gripping storyline. I just want it, but they are never releasing it here are they?

[Confinement +]

Freedom...

It is strange that this contry(USA) is not as free as it should be. It is even stranger when those who live under opression appreciate the freedoms we take for granted. Your animation shows how great the feeling of freedom is until real life confines you into a box of limited mobility and leg room.

Liquidsword responds:

Yeah kind of pessimistic, but its definitely not fake. Thanks.

[Freezepop's JEM!]

What? What? Confusion is what's Contageous!

Okay Okay, lets get straight before getting down to business. "Jem" was a toyline of dolls backed by Hasbro(Transformers, G.I. Joe, Mr. Potato Head) back in the 80's. The dolls were essentially a rip off of Barbie. Only the twist was that they reflected the current fashion trends of musicians back in the day; wild, untamed, over hairsprayed hair that was dyed, glittery, overtly glossy make-up, and hodge podge mess of t-shirts, sports team pajamas, and big socks & slippers. Oh Yeah, truly outrageous! So the toyline, while not as popular as Transformers(because Transformers were fun), went on to form a popular and memorable themed TV show like Transformers and G.I. Joe before it. This show was different, it was not a blow the-bad-guys-up action extrvaganza, it was a musical drama. It centered around a female musician named Jerrica who had an alter ego, pink haired Jem, and with her cohorts forming the all girl band, the Holograms. They had rivals conspiculously named the Misfits(Lawsuit anyone?), who were a group of "naughty" female rockers who were "Out to get her" because "they're songs were better". Throughout the show there were musical bits and drama thrown in between.

-Now Freezepop, a synthpop new wave band and not quite shabby if I say so myself, remade the theme song, and this here kid is dancing to it. I find the resulting images...disturbing. Yet, not as disturbing as NG frontpaging his face giving him unneceesary attention(seriously do we want another Numa Numa? Numa Numa has been done to death). Anyway, when I hear Freezepops rendition of Jem, I imagine wild blue and pink haired 80's chicks on a musical journey, yet here I see you, a thirteen year old 90's born kid dancing to a song abot 80's Jem girls. Otherwise you dance pretty well. However, why did you blot out a part of your jacket with an unmatching shade of light blue? Is there something on that coat of yours that you don't want us to see? It doesn't make sense to me.

[Apollo Injustice]

Injustice? Darn Wright Its Injustice!

I arfeel ashamed that we are over rewarding you for t you had no hand in making, and witty lines you had no hand in writing. The credit you deserve is for finding the right frames and images from your sprite sheet to synch with the various soundclips you find on the internet. Not to mention a little editing here and there. I find this entry a little enternaining, and it great someone dug up that "Brush You Teeth" song because I remember sitting through that in school and thinking it was silly. I also compliment on the minor editing touches for the Timmy rock sequence. You did do a good job at finding the right images for sound bits, but otherwise I see this as nothing more then a silly joke thats is by standard but undeserving of so much praise. In other words, voting "5" to me is overrated, I say vote 2 or 3 and move on because this is not original material, it is just clever editing.

[SonicSquare... (Preview)]

Sonic vs. Spongebob?

Sounds like a MUGEN battle to me! Animation is a bit rough. Fan fiction is great and all, but don't let obsession interfere with the creation of your own characters.

[Race Across The Rainbow]

Two Men Compete for the Finish Line.

I like insprational message at the end. Great Job on creating that weird metaphorical eace track. That Gorillaz track was a good choice. As for the rest I dont want to spoil it for anyone else.

[Anime - Theatre]

I'm a Little

So everone from Shonen Jump to Shoujo something are in a bar dancing to techno, for no reason. Hmmm, a little booty there for horny emos. Not mention a host of school girls for depressed 30 year old pedos. Cute artwork & girls aside, something tells you traced the pictures from original artwork, and Toonami's Tom would disapprove because tracing is for cheaters. I could be wrong though and you could've drawn from heart like a true cowboy. Some of the animation is good, and thats alright. However it is quite a short loop. Personally, it would have been better if Ken from Fist of the North Star came in, got really ticked, and made everyones heads explode.

P.S I don't think Ken could take one Vegeta though, with that power thing and all. Vegeta would probbably send him into another dimension.

[The One Layer Collab]

I'm Impressed.

Seriously, at first I thought most of this was going to be backgroundless stuff. Quite a feat I must say. I was also suprised by they entries that did'nt use a back ground.