Alter-native's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Final Fight:the Nerd Saga]

I Did Not See Any Humor Relating To Final Fight...

But who cares about that one-dimensional 2-d beat-em-up anyway. This was a good satire of Egoraptor and his origin of being a kid who got too obsessed with his "box fantasies". If I have to make a little criticism about this, then I'll nitpick about Snake not sounding quite like Snake(David Hayter's grufffiness is the key). Other minor gripes I can make would be about how the pacing at the end is too fast for me to read everything on the note left in boss egoraptors place. On another note, I can not comprehend how it would take over 9000 Korean children to make a little Egoraptor parody toon. However, we both agree that Skies of Arcadia was a pretty cool game about pirates.

[Happy Smile]

I Hope That Yellow Liquid Was Lemonade...

Yeah, well, like I said above, that all my thought other then "decent animation".

MasterNoud responds:

haha!!
It is(I think...o.O )

[Drop]

Well, For a Basic, Anatuer Animation...

This was rather heart rendering, it was animated rather well and I like what you did with the light effects as I saw the silhouette walk under the street lights. I'd say keep at it and work on your drawing skills. This short was rather cute.

[Bad Baby]

ERK! Thy Brain ist SaboTaGed!

With the guy cutting the baby and the propeller ceiling fan eye in space and the pretty lady(WITH WORMS!!!!) who's just standing there but gets pwnt by a missile with yellow man gunk inside it because she did not care to look at the sign! and oh! The flying donkey businessmen and that snake neck man and dead baby's head is on a stick and there's walking meaty nugget body with a bone sticking out of it, the pirahhna plant and the four legged dinos. GASMASK MOON! As the Alien boy is walking amonst the plains and the smiling faces and ohhh the laughing, make it stop, mommy! make it stop! aaaaaaaarrrrrrrgggghhhhhhhhhhhh!

In short, it was cool...

Catoblepas responds:

GASMASK MOON!

[Unfounded Revenge]

Wowwy Kazowie! Earthbound 2!!!

Oh man, I've seen some really cool stuff about this game! Well, first of all, the storyline is darker, with character death and all. You get this rope snake that latches on to ledges. There's supposed to be this new rhythmic upgrade to the previous battle system. The music is as good as ever. What gets me psyched about this game though, is the fact the main villian is Pokey(ok, "Porky") from the previous title. His body rapidly aged due to his abuse of time travel, and he erected a dictatorship and city in his image. He kidnaps Dr. Andonuts and makes him build technology that is corrupting the once uncorrupted Nowhere Islands. The main character, Lucas, embarks on a journey with the help of his cowboy father to pull out seven "needles" to awake an acient dragon that according to legend, will purify the world. There is also a sad apocalyptic ending... Man this game reeks of awesome! I just cannot wait!... But the game is foe Gameboy Advance, and the GBA is dead in favor of the new DS handheld...

There not gonna release this game, are they?.... ( ; _ ; )

[Tank Epic]

Tankmen...IN 3-D!!!!!!!

But honestly enough, what you have done was better than anything that Johnny Utah came up with.

[Marshie The Mallow]

Joe Cartoon Was Way Ahead of You Buddy...

There was this concept of "Gerbil in a Microwave", and we all laughed at that back in 8th Grade. However, your's is a fine test animation.

ChilliDog responds:

Just a simple idea I decided to do for fun, I've never seen JoeCartoon's but I'll check it out now.

Thanks.