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I Don't Know...

I think I like Red Skelton's version much better. It has this guy that whacks stuff with his man-meat with hilarity insuing. That movie did not even need any quotes from random dudes to be good. How manly is that? This flash is just way too over hyped to the max.

EggysGames responds:

Wacking things with your man meat IS always funny, but I'm afraid this is better.

"Asdf"? What kind of a lazy title is that?

You might as well call the sequel "666Zxcv" while you're at it. We see here a valiant warrior girl donning her battle ax, setting her sight out towards what will soon be a surely vicious battle. She does seem very confident however, as indicated by her smile which conveys a thirst for thrilling adventure. I see in the background, a grey skyline(made possible by a splendid photo shoot blended neatly into the landscape), and these dark sprigs of tall grass all darkend for very contrasty sort of image. I see a red spot on this grass: fresh blood? The music once again is atmospheric and ambient making this another welcome late night installment of the 666 series. Overall, nothing is wrong with this picture, it is a great piece of concept art. By the way, I notice that this midnight mistress you have featured in this piece has been featured in most of your other entries as well. She has sharp teeth, a lions tail, dark bushy hair, a tatoo on her arm, and a variety of weapons( one most specifically, an assault rifle). I go to your site, and find out her name is Dagger. Any backstory?

Sir-CannabisClock responds:

lots, I shall pm you perhaps!

Yeah, I Read That Book Too...

It was very depressing, and it was an important piece of literature. You forgot to show more of the scene where the kid hangs. That part was the defining part of the whole book because that was time that Elie lost his faith. He looked upon the kid hanging from the gallows and saw that it was no quick death, the kid choked until he was blue and had his tongue sticking out. Elie went through all this up to the point he went into hospitility. By then, came another defining moment, the boy looks into his own reflection, to see nothing more than a corpse, symbolic of what was left of him. Your art was fine, but your animating skills need work. Choose some music that is fitting(The track you chose felt too angsty and reeks of present-time stress. The book is about disillusionment, so choose a tune that moves us into an emotional shock of disbelief, probably something with a piano. Just choose a track that brings a tear to the eye). Most of all, remind yourself that death is real, all you feel and see is all that life will ever be. Don't let anyone convince you into believing that death is not real.

This was fine.

I see nothing wrong with this entry other then it was too short. Anyway, since the file size was equally short, I decided to cast my vote to spare it.

Uh Oh... I Smell A Spam Fad.

If the second letter of the alphabet in Times New Roman on a white page could cause such a ruckus. Think of all the mass damage a lil red dot on a black screen could do.

No, It Would Not Go Like That Shamonie...

That was not epic. Your rotoscoped people moved too slowly, fix it with better coreography. It's not easy to kill Micheal Jackson as you depicted. You forgot his Moonwalking abillities. MJ has anime powers which he uses in his epic fight against Mr. Big and the criminal organization of kidnappers. Youalso forgot his ability to lean all the way foward and back, as well as the ability to transform into a giant robot that shoot lasers from his face. No, Michael Jackson would not be taken down so easily from a generic, MC Hammer obsessed dark elf. Make a real battle next time.

Transition Needs Work, Artists Need Discipline.

While have a swell slew of good mind on your creative conclave, you also have few lazy ones. The whole transition scroll needs retooling so every picture fits.

bjmdtcjw responds:

1. Don't insult the artists who worked hard on this.
2. The transition is fine and everyone likes it.
3. Do you even know how to use flash?

Foamy Goes to Flash Well.

Ever since the fiasco that occured with the "Illegal Immigrants" incident, it was only a matter of time till Illwillpress would figure out that his fanboys would not last forever. Foamy has become stale and the NG public is now aware of that. His end is near and this toon finely illustrates that.
We begin with a faintly epic title, and the story is set into a morbid motion while a fitting morbid tune is sung. Foamy rides in a little boat across a lake and ends on an island where he meets the Flash Reaper. The Flash Reaper informs Foamy that he is no longer funny and that the fact that he hasn't been redrawn in 5 years is an indication of this. Foamy tries to tries to dodge the reaper with his trademark tweened motions of popping out from all corners, then the Reaper nabs him anyway. Before the Reaper is about to chuck the foul furball down the well, Foamy offers him 50% off of all "Neurotically Yours" related Hot Topic merchandise. The Flash Reaper takes a full 7 seconds of thought, and drops him down the well. Within the the well, Foamy meets up with the whole crowd of overused and over-rated internet icons of humor. This list includes from what I see is;
Chuck Norris(of Texas Ranger fame), A Tankman( for silly wee-wee jokes), Strawberry Clock(For the infamous B and Vote 5 spammery we all know too well), BlockHead(Tongs!), Retarded Animal Babies(That alphabet thing), Weebl's Egg avatar(Responsible for unclever pie jokes), Legendary Frog ( For the addition of muffins to the pies, and the unsavory theft of jokes), Toof (for overused images and 8th grade humor), Phoenix Wrong(with a ytmnd logo next to him, an indication of where Ashford Pride got his sounds from, a site responsible for a slew of uncreative instant fads using sound clips), Solid Snake and Link( Videogame characters that enable users to get high scores upon their inclusion), Sonic and Mario(worn out from all the fighting they do in those numerous "Mario vs. Sonic" shorts), Naruto(pip squeak, orange clad, fan favorite fox ninja), Cloud Strife(wild haired, fan favorite fighting hero with a huge sword who hails from the world of FF VII), Inuyasha(Ditto, cept he hails from the world of a generic anime of the same name), and others that I can not identify(Like that long white cat thing, that spiky brown haired kid next to Snake, and that pudgey kid next to LF). This Toon then closes with a celebration party with Germaine, as she revels in her newfound independence.
Overall, this toon has limited use of animaton at times, but delivers style in a form remiscent of silent films, except in color(picture the movie Lillith only humorous, it has speech cards that interupt scenes to depict dialogue). When there is animation in scenes, it is done rather well(the reapers cape in the wind for example). Overall, this is great piece of satire delivered solemnly to the masses. It is masterpiece that will have even the most die hard of Foamy fans can't help but painstaking forced into bursts of laughter and tearful admitence.

Abuse it for good, never for evil.

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