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This was fine.

I see nothing wrong with this entry other then it was too short. Anyway, since the file size was equally short, I decided to cast my vote to spare it.

Uh Oh... I Smell A Spam Fad.

If the second letter of the alphabet in Times New Roman on a white page could cause such a ruckus. Think of all the mass damage a lil red dot on a black screen could do.

No, It Would Not Go Like That Shamonie...

That was not epic. Your rotoscoped people moved too slowly, fix it with better coreography. It's not easy to kill Micheal Jackson as you depicted. You forgot his Moonwalking abillities. MJ has anime powers which he uses in his epic fight against Mr. Big and the criminal organization of kidnappers. Youalso forgot his ability to lean all the way foward and back, as well as the ability to transform into a giant robot that shoot lasers from his face. No, Michael Jackson would not be taken down so easily from a generic, MC Hammer obsessed dark elf. Make a real battle next time.

Transition Needs Work, Artists Need Discipline.

While have a swell slew of good mind on your creative conclave, you also have few lazy ones. The whole transition scroll needs retooling so every picture fits.

bjmdtcjw responds:

1. Don't insult the artists who worked hard on this.
2. The transition is fine and everyone likes it.
3. Do you even know how to use flash?

Foamy Goes to Flash Well.

Ever since the fiasco that occured with the "Illegal Immigrants" incident, it was only a matter of time till Illwillpress would figure out that his fanboys would not last forever. Foamy has become stale and the NG public is now aware of that. His end is near and this toon finely illustrates that.
We begin with a faintly epic title, and the story is set into a morbid motion while a fitting morbid tune is sung. Foamy rides in a little boat across a lake and ends on an island where he meets the Flash Reaper. The Flash Reaper informs Foamy that he is no longer funny and that the fact that he hasn't been redrawn in 5 years is an indication of this. Foamy tries to tries to dodge the reaper with his trademark tweened motions of popping out from all corners, then the Reaper nabs him anyway. Before the Reaper is about to chuck the foul furball down the well, Foamy offers him 50% off of all "Neurotically Yours" related Hot Topic merchandise. The Flash Reaper takes a full 7 seconds of thought, and drops him down the well. Within the the well, Foamy meets up with the whole crowd of overused and over-rated internet icons of humor. This list includes from what I see is;
Chuck Norris(of Texas Ranger fame), A Tankman( for silly wee-wee jokes), Strawberry Clock(For the infamous B and Vote 5 spammery we all know too well), BlockHead(Tongs!), Retarded Animal Babies(That alphabet thing), Weebl's Egg avatar(Responsible for unclever pie jokes), Legendary Frog ( For the addition of muffins to the pies, and the unsavory theft of jokes), Toof (for overused images and 8th grade humor), Phoenix Wrong(with a ytmnd logo next to him, an indication of where Ashford Pride got his sounds from, a site responsible for a slew of uncreative instant fads using sound clips), Solid Snake and Link( Videogame characters that enable users to get high scores upon their inclusion), Sonic and Mario(worn out from all the fighting they do in those numerous "Mario vs. Sonic" shorts), Naruto(pip squeak, orange clad, fan favorite fox ninja), Cloud Strife(wild haired, fan favorite fighting hero with a huge sword who hails from the world of FF VII), Inuyasha(Ditto, cept he hails from the world of a generic anime of the same name), and others that I can not identify(Like that long white cat thing, that spiky brown haired kid next to Snake, and that pudgey kid next to LF). This Toon then closes with a celebration party with Germaine, as she revels in her newfound independence.
Overall, this toon has limited use of animaton at times, but delivers style in a form remiscent of silent films, except in color(picture the movie Lillith only humorous, it has speech cards that interupt scenes to depict dialogue). When there is animation in scenes, it is done rather well(the reapers cape in the wind for example). Overall, this is great piece of satire delivered solemnly to the masses. It is masterpiece that will have even the most die hard of Foamy fans can't help but painstaking forced into bursts of laughter and tearful admitence.

An Anticipated Return to the Core Roots of 666.

This is what makes the 666 gallery. A mysterious picture seen through a grainy camera lens effect. Music that is moody, yet so atmospheric and ever so slightly sleepy(Usually in the form of late night techno). A bizarre Science Fiction/Horror/Dark/Fantasy scenario with Exotic/Erotic elements. Not to mention, An acompanying night time mistress(Usually in the form of naked). Due to your mysteriousness and typically artistic quality of these works, we can't help but save these still frame non-animations from deletion. They also come with a cryptic message from the authors comments. However this certain entry has faults. Namely with the anatomy of your feminine model. Number one would be that she is a bit chubby on the thighs, just a bit 'kay, not too much. The next gripe comes with the perspective of the arms. I know what you are trying to do, you want to make the hands reach out towards us. Thats hard and I have trouble doing that too(but not that much). My tip would be to unthicken her left arm a bit(not too much now!). The key in drawing reaching arms is through proportion( hands have to be a wee bit bigger then the arm. Next thing is the breasts of this delicate creature. I can see her left boob, but her right boob looks awkrad, that is, if it is not her right shoulder, but I'll go with boob considering her stance which appears to be a side view. Her fingers need some polishing too. I find nothing wrong with her face whatsover. I do notice her tail by the way. I also notice regular human ears. Hmmmmm a half human half Lion Furry Hybrid crossbreed perhaps? Speaking of which, perhaps she doesn't have to be proportionate. Afterall, she could be a mutant victim from the radioactive after-effects of a nuclear war. That would probably explain the dusty/wintery, pale background and the tearful deformitees and angry/determined expression of this poor hybrid lass. Thats probably why the title is Contamination, because of the now entoxicating landscape rich with deposits of hot Uranium, maybe...I am pleased that the tradition of 666 is back in place. I wish you good luck on your next picture(s), make it a master piece.

Sir-CannabisClock responds:

This is quite possibly the best review ever written.

Unfinished, but Served with Raw Apocalypse.

No Lie, this was quite professionally done. Make a true, solid action thriller with a thought provoking message next time. Something in this tells me that you watch Akira with a side dish of X and then you gulp down an ice cold glass of Matrix to wash it all down.

A Swell, Digitally Contagious Music Video.

It has an original art-style, and all scenes match up with the lyrics, which properly implements them with effect. You chose a good song to use. Wierd Al would have been proud if he saw this. You should contact him so you can make this the official video.

Abuse it for good, never for evil.

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