Alter-native's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Lost Thoughts(PREVIEW)]

Dutch eh?

Well that explains the awkwardly spoken dialogue. I can say that the animation was a little good for an amateur. This certainly is an amateur production all the way cause it's amateur hour tonight so get your cliche checklist ladies and gentlemen!

Animu look? Check.
16 year old possible Gary Stu? Check.
16 year old possible Gary Stu's girlfriend? check
16 year old possible Gary Stu's profile... That takes time to load all computer style? Check!
Typo in the title... Check! Check!! CHECK-O-ROONEY!!!

...Nitpicking aside, it is still cool to see a swordmasta jump up in the air and slice some rock with the chi emitted through his sword. Not to mention there was some effort put down into making bits and pieces of a city. And I find this flash done better then some of the noobish works I've seen. At least you didn't go all "LOL!!! I'm Stixman! LOLOZORED!!11!!"

So Robinater... What is your story about? A good, insightful/funny/scary/intelligent storyline can make even shape movies shine...

[Racism!]

Very True...

...And we should never discriminate against clocks just because of what one clock did. I mean, if we completely shunned out the clocks, and voted 0 on everything they did without so much as clicking view, we would have never met such bright individuals as Orangeclock and Cannibisclock. Same goes for glocks and locks too. And also, I consider SBC to be the Andy Warhol of our time, mostly because of his sense of humor.

[the n00b collab II]

Not Even Offspring Can Save You Now.

Seriously, there were only like two in this collab that showed any real potential. I think you guys are too dependent on one another. Most of the submissions were what I describe as "OMG LAZOR! We STIXMEN! Let us getsome cadny and we exploded at the end LOLOLOL! OMG! MARIO SPRITE!." I thought this entry would change peoples perspective of Noobs... I mean do you really want the crowd of NG to think that the only thing worthy of a noob is either a free blam point or a not-so-epic spam? You guys got to think things over...

[Space rocket]

Would Make An Excellent Screen Saver...

This retrotastic loop that is... I also wanted to note that Ducktales is not only a great TV show with a catchy theme song, but also a really cool video game with a catchy theme song...with more catchy tunes to offer.

[2nd Annual Tank Awards]

Oh No Tom Fulp!

Plz do not delete Pico 2! I've been waiting for it for years along with the sequel for Samurai Asshole...

[Saturday Morning Watchmen]

You Put the Squid Back In!!!

Let talk of the genius behind this cartoon short. First of all, Watchmen is the greatest graphic novel of all time, and is certainly my favorite. Second, the 1990's and 1980's were fondly remembered for their wacky cartoons spawned from Saturday programming. This short blends two great things together and joyfully lampoons the dark, bloody, and brutal story that deconstructed the modern superhero fantasy with 1980's cartoon superhero fantasy. The great thing about it is all those funny references to toons like Jem, TMNT, Batman, Scooby-Doo, Superfriends, and Captain Planet. Let's not forget, it is still a good tribute to the graphic novel for trying to be accurate to its time period. Especially with the retro HH logo at the beginning and the title cards at the end. b One problem I'll have with the short was that the characters refer themselves as "The Watchmen" when in fact, they referred to themselves as "The Crimebusters" in the novel, and I would think that "Crimebusters" is a much more appropriate title because it has a very 80's feel to it. Other than that, the best can say is at least this "adaption" has the squid in it.

[Space tumor]

That Boy Won the Game For Us Lou!

The only thing I can complain about here is the excessive tweens. However, this movie makes up for that with great direction and a good message. One thing boggles me though, this movie is called "Space Tumor". A tumor is usually a mass of growth, but is a tumor also a snotty, extraterrestrial parasitic substance from space that progressively, and slowly covers your heart and brain?

[The Final Act]

Bravo! Bravo!

This is what every mime in the world should do!

[Watchpoop]

Hey...

I swear I saw this before... Only it was a lot cruder, and I mean drawings, not necessarily the humor although that's crude too...
The drawing are still the same though, only glossed up with additional colors with the use of light and shadow... That still does not stop from having no back drop whatsoever... Anyway guys, Watchmen is the greatest graphic novel ever made, and this film does little to parody it other then the fact that Nite Owl is a sexually impotent guy who feels active when he wears his suit(or at least the goggles). And Dr. Manhattan? He grows very big, so this short gets that right too...

[Hotel Mario Flash Edition]

Well...

...The author took something bad, and made it worse!

lordofsquad responds:

Lulz.