Alter-native's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Stick World Trailer]

The Music Came From Red Dead Revolver...

Now git...
...And don't come back till ya have a decent flash movie!

[bluh bluh bluh.]

This Is great Animation of Will Vinton Quality.

Ten times... no.... A bajillion times better than Knox. The expressions, life like movements, that crazy walk. How long did it take to make this?

RWappin responds:

Just the animating part took about 10-12 hours. Counting making the characters and props, a lot more.

[Lekia (Flee)]

Oh That Wascalley Wabbit!

Spike Spiegal is the MAN, even when riding on a silly little moped...
Although you should brush up on Strong Sad's color scheme, he's gray not yellow.

[Brawl Funnies [Dick 1]]

The Comedy Here Is Certainly Black.

And this is coming from a guy who sorta likes Brawl Taunts! I didn't know whether to laugh or cry.
First of all, the animation at the beginning with the girl at the rave club, was incredible. The bluish color scheme gives it a nighttime look and it was very cool.
I do admit there are plenty of deliberately amateur shorts that are done to satirize the effort shown in Brawl Taunts series. Stuff like "Brawl in The Family" and "The Greatest Cartoon Ever" shorts were purposely bad to mock Brawl Taunts, but I did like Cool Dr. Money's renditions of Mario and Luigi in a sick sort of way. I still found "Greatest Cartoon Ever" pretty funny just because it was a string of poorly made square VG characters holding hand while singing how gay they were but how some user "Artoon?" was even gayer then this cartoon.
There were others that were slightly amateur, but were very effective, at least for me. Like the one short that compared Newgrounds to fast food restaurant that only serves only old trashy content. Then the other one featuring those Noob Nationalists, Rina and Kirbopher, as they force Mario to repeat that observation from that RTIL Egoraptor parody in front of an audience of NGers who unwittingly laugh and accept.
My favorite short was the one with the guy in the balloon who had to drop bags of self-respect that were weighing him down in order to reach the clouds of popularity. It was very metaphorical and had a style reminiscent of a certain 1970's commercial.
Speaking of metaphors, I don't know much about Metaphor 128, but that short was funny and decently animated. Maybe if I look into this user more, the short will be even funnier.
A Brawl Taunts smoothie: a smidgen talent, a dash of originality, and a bag of Egoraptor's ideas! Haha.
I do have a soft spot for the "Truck Full of Lame Overused Jokes."
If there is one thing that could improve this flash, it would be a scene select feature, because certainly some scenes that have more replay value than others. You do have arrows that skip scenes, so that is the next best thing I guess. I noticed from some users below me that some people did not even finish watching this short because the amateur parts dragged on for too long. It's like they didn't notice the arrow buttons! Because there is certainly some honest to goodness talent in this flash!

[=aDarknessInApril=]

The Moody Piano Music Helps A Lot.

This is pretty well done flash, with limited animation techniques. It portrays Pico in a more serious tone rather then his typical satirical frantic tone. We see him going through a mid life crisis as he looks back upon the date when his school was shot up. It's almost like he's a soldier returning from Vietnam or Iraq and he can't shake off the horrible experiences. He tries to settle down with an ordinary life, buy the carnage will haunt him forever...

April seems to be a recurring theme for NG and Tom Fulp. Pico day is in April, Tom is married to April, and 4/20(dudes!) is the date of the Columbine Massacre. 0_0 Coincidence? You decide!