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A Good Tribute to Pico Indeed.

The controls do take a little to get used to, but otherwise there is nothing wrong with this game.
BTW, I enjoyed the references to Capcom's Crazy-Conpiracy based surreal thriller, Killer7 (If you shoot the pyromanic after he kneels down, stubbs, sockets, and all, he implodes into a bajillion blood particles).

Shooting Humans Is More Fun Then Shooting Quails.

Dick Cheney Should have went "Dan QUAYLE" hunting rather then "quail" hunting. The game, although funny needed a little tweeking.

P.S. Did you know that guy Dick Cheney shot still supports him? That is what it means to be a "die hard" fan of the Republican Party!

That Was Funny, Cool and Kinda Like Real Life.

I like the Bee-Gees, they were there to play when the Beetles faded away. I think it is funny how this game depicts how hard it is to stop the Bush administration from bringing forth a new age dark age.

Even Better Then the Last One

Now add a hit detection system to gameplay.

Just Like Life Here at NG...

Minus the fact that you don't seem to level up quickly because points are only deposited for ONCE per DAY. Yet I actually kind of like that twist of reality, I just wish it was real.

If You Believe in Ronald...

You believe in red shoed corruption that comes in a fun sized Happy Meal. This was a fun and funny educational game about running a business and getting away with global devastation while making profit.

Yes! I 'm Better Than Your Mom! Good Rank for Me!

But Mark my words, if I didn't have such a competitive attitude, your game would be seeing a different different score...

Out of this World!

The Head chomping, the action, Dan Paladins abstract artwork, pop culture parody, all with an innovative twist to the Metal Slug style of gameplay. A simple flash game that went on to become a real console game. This is what it means to be a groundbreaker!

Another Great Game from Synj

Thanks SYNJ Industries, blowing up soldiers and riding stuff was quite fun

Make it longer. Redo the art style. More Gore.

Great job with the actionscripting. You might want to reconsider the art direction because only a few can get away with stick figures. Please deliver us a hefty share of blood splattering gore in the finished version since the main weapon is a cleaver and the protagonist is a Butcher.

Abuse it for good, never for evil.

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