Alter-native's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Marshie The Mallow]

Joe Cartoon Was Way Ahead of You Buddy...

There was this concept of "Gerbil in a Microwave", and we all laughed at that back in 8th Grade. However, your's is a fine test animation.

ChilliDog responds:

Just a simple idea I decided to do for fun, I've never seen JoeCartoon's but I'll check it out now.

Thanks.

[Double Dragon X]

Thanks For Bringing Respect To An Old Franchise...

Don't just show us rebirth of the Dragons though, show us the rebirth of the 'Toads! You know what I am talking about... The Battletoads! Speedy Zitz, uber Rash, and mighty Pimple, sent on a mission from Profeesor T. Bird to foil the Dark Queen's plans and save the universe! They would stomp Psyko Pigs, smash two legged walkers, and thrash rat soldiers. They even had an awesome cross over with Billy and Jimmy Lee to form Battletoads Double Dragon: The Ultimate Team! So how about it?

XtremelyVenomous responds:

i'm sure every one feels you mate.

[Awesome Grounds]

It's Funny When It's From the Phoenix Wrong Guy.

Let us remind everyone this guy whose making fun of Egoraptor(Awesome Series) for being overated and winning awards for cheap, fast videogame jokes, is none other then Ashford Pride. I am talking about the sprite animator behind the award winning Phoenix Wrong fad series, where you synch up Phoenix Wright's animation patterns to jokes and sound clips made from other people. As you can see from the art & animation quality in this piece compared to the cheap works Egoraptor spits out, Ashford Pride's experience as a sprite sheet nabber really paid off! Since Ashford has a problem with video game satirists who steal awards with cheap art & jokes, I salute him with an honorary Bono award for being a videogame satirist who does not only steal awards, but borrows other people's material as well.

AshfordPride responds:

Ding ding ding ding!
We have a winner!
Johnny! Tell him what he's won!

ITS A BRAND NEW CAR!

[Confinement +]

Freedom...

It is strange that this contry(USA) is not as free as it should be. It is even stranger when those who live under opression appreciate the freedoms we take for granted. Your animation shows how great the feeling of freedom is until real life confines you into a box of limited mobility and leg room.

Liquidsword responds:

Yeah kind of pessimistic, but its definitely not fake. Thanks.

[The Kittykrew Must Die!]

Listen up.

You say you are tired of crap flash, yet you submit a very short flash about a tweened stick killing a poorly drawn Kitty Krew mascot. Now, look at your reflection in th mirror. Can you honestly say to yourself, "The Kitty Krew Must Die!", when you yourself have commited a crime equal to that of the Kitty Krew?

KingKombat responds:

fire must fight fire.

[Wolfenstein 3D Headshot]

Boom! Headshot?!

How come he was saying "Boom! Headshot!" When all I was seeing was Boom! Chestshot!

DuDuL responds:

couse i wanted your imaginary to work... :/

[Lethal Injection]

So What Happens Next?

You introduce to us a biological toxin that forces one to eat himself while unconscious. The doctors behind this serum expect to control masses of enemies by instilling fear. Could this by any chance be a zombie serum?

notorious responds:

nah they don't come back they just die a horrible, painful death

Thanks for the good review!