Alter-native's art Reviews on Newgrounds

[Dynamite Headdy]

Love This Game

You got a knack for illustration. The idea is great, Headdy’s setting is a puppet theater so I like the strings and wood board cut outs and all that.

[Draggin' Ballz]

Boy, Getting Old is Scary.

When I think of Roshi, I kind of feel bad for him. He’s kind of like a deconstruction of the wise old hermit master trope. Years alone in his hermit hut with just him, his turtle, and a mountain of porno mags, transformed him into what many Zoomers are terrified of becoming, a coomer. This has led to him being so pervy that he has asked a 16 year old to show him his belly button, and got really aroused when she showed him more than that, and he attempted to sneak peaks when Launch was showering as a guest at his house, and he’s done some other thing worthy of the cancellation meme.

But in the end, his redemptive quality is his knowledge and mastery of martial arts. The technique that he handed down to Goku has saved the Cartoony weird Earth of Dragon Ball a thousand times over.

[Azumanga Daioh - Select Your Character]

I Want to Play as Osaka.

I bet her levels are very trippy.

[1450]

Sailor Moon Monsters!

They always make me and everybody else feel weird and kinda uncomfortable…

Which makes them good villains.

[B-Boy Damian]

I Was Almost Going to Dismiss It Because of the Art Style.

But the animation here is really tight!

[JPEG & PNG]

JPEG, If It Makes You Feel Any Better…
PNG doesn’t know how to keep enough space.

[Cute Mermaid Meets Abobo]

I Chuckled

As a fan of the Abobo game, I quite dig this. But, I do think you should maybe rate this for Teen rather than Everyone, because of the heavily suggestive themes and suggestive design of the mermaid.

[Oc Rancher]

Slime Rancher!

I played that weird little game on my friends Xbox Game Pass. It was a little unpolished, quite innovative. I remover You had to capture some slimes and contain them in a glass box. I think you unlocked thing or had them power something for you. You had to feed them chickens, and I remember there was a mechanic in where they turn dark and evil if you’re not careful, and when that happens they corrupt the other slimes which sets you back. Unique little game that one.

[Nickelodeon All-Star Smash]

Awwww Here It Goes!!!

Who loves Orange Soda?
Kel loves Orange Soda.
Is it true?
I do I do I do—ooooooo!

Squidward: I have no idea what this drink of yours is, but your pining for it is so aggravating that I’ll put on my personal list of grievances right next to Jellyfishi-eeeeeengh!