Alter-native's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[SpiniSTER EP. 012]

All Right, Stop Abusing Us.

You draw such high quality artwork. Yet, you do not make a movie out of it. All you do is set some cool music to it and some sweet moving backgrounds, but thats it. You are playing with our feeble minds. Our efforts are to conserve good artwork, but blam pointless dada. Then you come along and produce something in between so it has enough quality to pass. Seriously, make a real movie. The goal here is to make a legendary movie that has a superb story, swell soundtrack, lovely visuals, and awesome animation. That movie is a kind if flash that rivals TV Shows and Theatre attractions. It is that kind of flash that makes people come to this site for more.

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[Spinister Ep. 011]

Not a Movie.

Nice character design, but remember you are supposed to submit movies, not drawings. Do something with your character and put in a situation. Most importantly, you must animate him.

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[UU - Don't mess.]

UziUnion Strikes Back.

The Sun Mafia is a new spamming group that follows in the footsteps of the previous ock groups. Made up of a bunch of noobs and Clock Crew rejects, they plan to go further where no spam group has went before. However, they have insulted the dignity of the proud Uzi Union. The Uzi Union, disrespected, now set out to show the Sun Mafia who really spams NG. It seems NG ain't massive enough for the two of them, so one must go. Who will it be?
Graphics are well defined in this entry, they have a pseudo-3d look to them. Sound is fitting. Action leaves something to be desired, and the movie is a tad too short. However, like I said before, it is amusing to see these avatars go after one another.

[Spinister Ep. 008]

A Pointless Loop With A Catchy Remix.

This movie seems to be a tribute to the late Star Syndicate, which apparently, seems to have died...again.
Great Space Jam remix by the way.

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[Pencil and animation]

A Slightly Broken Prototype.

This entry is about a stick and his hapless fate of being slave to the pencil. There was a similar movie here with a similar theme. "Animator v.s Animation" has been done in those Bugs Bunny cartoons as well. I see a little bit of creativity in this movie. However, that preloader is only good for annoying people and suggest you change it. Also, I ask the author to find some better and less repetitive tracks because I don't know how many times I listened to that same old drum beat over and over. Keep drawing, and improve your art stye. It is also important to think about the physics of falling objects because the reactions of gravity in this film felt way too slow and unrealistic.

[Tweeeeeen]

An Amusing Look on Excessive Tweening.

It starts out with a hand drawn furry dancer dancing to some fancy raver pop. Then suddenly, the announcer denounces the creation of such "low quality" painstaking hand drawn animations. He then brings us into the world of "High Quality", Quickly drawn tween models and automatic animation. Now we see the furry has overwent a tween makeover and is much more anatomically incorrect then before. Then comes the tween flash cliche's like "looking at random objects and kicking soccer balls". Overall, a good satire on those who follow the footsteps of Lendary Frog and Weebl.

[Pink Floyd - Pow R. toc H]

Insanely Overlooked, and Underlooked.

The author shows some talent with a bunch of strange duck monsters and a couple heads synching along to a natural jungle kind of song from Pink Floyd. Each of the "woo hoos" and the "quack quacks" were justified. Then we see a piano being played in live action. However, this thing is too short and it needs to be enlengthed in order to be a proper music video.

[Space Duck]

Hand Drawn Animation and Morphing Figures.

We got some great abstract artwork in here. Framerate is very fluid, and figures seem to pass through many transformations and smooth juxtopositions. This kind of technique is similar to to the animations in the Pink Floyd movie, "The Wall". Very fabulous abstractions by the way. I can't seem to decide what figure amuses me more, the faucet man grave? Or is it the fusing face of the alien businessman?

[Particlasm Revisited]

Mighty Fine Actionscripting.

I think what you have here is the proto-type for the hardest hardcore boss-battle. So much colorful fire-works here. Those particle sprites look so small, but they let loose powerful supernovas of raver-esque proportions. If this was in an actual side-scrolling action platformer, I would not even last a second. In other words, if I was Mega Man, I would be oiling my spandex at site of these firey neon faeries.

[Cartoon by Peda]

Sorta Like Mr. Fox.

The author did swell job replicating early animation in this film. From character design, to music, to graphics, this film looks, feels, and sounds like a silent-era cartoon of the likes of Steamboat Willie.