Alter-native's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Brawl is here!]

March 9th, The Best Day Ever!

I admit this is quite a funny and decent for movie with "Too many motion tweens" or "Humorous audio from a TV show". What makes this great are all those injokes laid out in this movie that synch with Spongebob's best day ever song. For instance, you see that the form clouds form an XB360 along witha PS3, and you can see a God of War: Chains of Olympous package with a note that reads "Somebody Please buy this!" since everyone knows that "two screens are better then one(even if its one big screen)". Also I must admit, I am that generic anime kid and the next morning I am going to wake up to get SSB Brawl!

[Elevator Action++]

Yeah That Game Was Pretty Cool!

The sound effects and scenario of Taitos arcade action game, Elevator Action, and the independent art and animation style of CCCtown's Vinnie Veritas is a cool flash marriage indeed. O_OVinnie represented the game pretty well, and brought it into glorious lengthy animated life.

[Anusboy]

Life Is Rough When You Are A Butt-Faced Youth

At first I was thinking the Anusboy would finish off the troubled Pokeman trainer by spewing poop leeches out of his face or by farting out an acid cloud. I do find the ending alright though.

[Metal Gear Awesome 2]

The Best "Awesome" Movie So Far...

Although many of us have already experienced and have talked about the many strange and quirky moments that made MGS a brilliant piece of tactical espionage action no Splinter Cell could ever touch, Ego-Raptor once again goes open and gives it to us in his crude hyperactive spastic style. As with other entries in the "Awesome-series-of cheap-&-quick-video-game-satire", the drawings have retained their crude appearance and the voice overs retain that spastic quality that NGers love. The difference this time is an improvement in animation quality. Previous entries have usually gained points for just their spastic comments, but Ego-rapter really outdid himself on this one with this lengthier movie.

[ScientLOLojyuuichi!!]

This Was Epic "Lulz" At Its Finest.

This is a great parody you have here. It covers alot about these silly events. And all the in jokes ranging from random images from Lemmings, Ren & Stimpy, to even to tiny image of Ghastly from Pokemon as a Thetan in the a person stomach are all added to the general silliness. All Hail Lord Xenu!

[Nintendo Power]

Oh man... I Just Can't Wait For Brawl!

It's going to be the fight of the century! Say pal despite this short being cool and all, you forgot a couple characters like Zelda/Sheik, Princess Toadstool, Diddy Kong, Ninny and Poopoo(AKA Ice Climbers), Ike, Dedede, Meta Knight, and Captain Falcon. What Gives?

[Where's Edgey?]

Since When Did Edgeworth Get AIDS?

More important to ask is who gave him aids?

[Awesome Grounds]

It's Funny When It's From the Phoenix Wrong Guy.

Let us remind everyone this guy whose making fun of Egoraptor(Awesome Series) for being overated and winning awards for cheap, fast videogame jokes, is none other then Ashford Pride. I am talking about the sprite animator behind the award winning Phoenix Wrong fad series, where you synch up Phoenix Wright's animation patterns to jokes and sound clips made from other people. As you can see from the art & animation quality in this piece compared to the cheap works Egoraptor spits out, Ashford Pride's experience as a sprite sheet nabber really paid off! Since Ashford has a problem with video game satirists who steal awards with cheap art & jokes, I salute him with an honorary Bono award for being a videogame satirist who does not only steal awards, but borrows other people's material as well.

AshfordPride responds:

Ding ding ding ding!
We have a winner!
Johnny! Tell him what he's won!

ITS A BRAND NEW CAR!

[TWEEN: A Flash Odyssey]

Epic...What a Truly "Moving" Experience.

Of course if you synch up anything to that space oddysey piece, the results are always epic.

[Tribute to a Friend]

Well If It Isn't Happy Leet Gost.

I've seen previous entries that claimed Taylor Bortner was gay. So, I guess this is the entry that proves it.