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It Made Me Sad.

I wonder where that adorable little French culture appropriator is going to go now?

It’s Super Fantastic and Super Unoriginal.

This short looks really impressive. Mario and his world look perfectly on model. It really does feel like it could have been a real comercial. The vintage vhs rip low res colors are a nice touch as well.

However, one thing you forgot to mention, and I hope everyone else realizes this too, is that your joke or humorous subversion circumstance was lifted very liberally from Family Guy. It was a scene where Peter stubbed his shin and does what most of us do when we do that. He breathes in through his teeth and goes “ahhh” repetitiously until the pain goes away. What’s worse is you didn’t even have Mario do it in an Italian accent. Mario sounds like Peter Griffin when it happens.

For that I cannot give you more than 3 1/2 stars. But at the very least, your short looks good. If anything please learn from this, and at least cite your inspirations in the descriptions if nothing else. You don’t want to be like Amy Schumer, who had a rosy start, but then, plummeted to rock bottom when people found out she stole jokes from Mr. Show and Bob Odenkirk. You don’t want to be like Dane Cook. Dane Cook did a “Baby Names” routine that was inspired by Louis CK’s standup. Even so Dane Cook’s routine was only a little similar and he added his own spin(Louis’ original was about silly baby names, Dane’s Cook’s twist was that he would name his kids after 80’s toys with name like Optimus Prime), he was flogged mercilessly by the Internet and his career plummeted, especially when Louis CK capitalized on Dane’s moment of weakness and called him an expletive-that-I-can’t-say-but-urge-you-to-look-up. And that was the end of Dane Cook.

So please, please, continue being masterful with 3d graphics, but when you’re going to write please try to come up with something on your own.

I Am Very Merry to See That You Guys Are Still Around

You guys are such funny little trouble makers. And yet, you guys got hearts of gold, for giving users with smaller fanbases a chance. Well, except SevenStar, he's on the permanent naughty list for the, you know, the incident.

PowerRangerYellow/Mightydein always gives his all despite his limitations. Maybe he cuts a few corners every now and then. His drawing ability might not be perfect, and he might need to learn how to break up his actions with key frames depicting pivotal actions, and then use the inbetweens to connect said pivotal key actions, but I always loved his fluid framerate and it's the perfect trade off for any short comings. Drawing On-model is tought, but I appreciate him drawing Bart from different angles.

I was a little disappointed with RTIL's short, but I forgive. He's a very busy man and he needs that boobie commission money.

My Favorite short is the one at 2:00
There seems to be a run-on gag with SixStar getting bomb from SevenStar every Christmas. Can anyone clue me into this run-on joke? I bet it's really funny.

Merry Christmas Eve everybody!

And a 6th day Happy Channukah to you GrandfatherClock.

ThreeStar responds:

dont talk about mightydein like that he is canada’s greatest treasure and he is perfect ,bitch

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A Simple Storyline With a Strong Point

Ultimately, decent advice for high schoolers and college students. Learn to have more than one hobby, be interesting. Acknowledge that Mom calling you is a bad thing, so be sure to be independent and reliable at a young age. And ultimately, seek the woman that matches you in personality. If I could add my two cents, I'd say getting job is a good thing, but learning a stable trade job or studying up and learning the tools for a high paying job is even better.

The visual novel though doesn't have a lot of branching paths, and doesn't have too many "gamified" stats like in others in this genre, but, it was made in 48 hours and it shows. Two things I wonder though, if Mia is not into anime, than why is she wearing a Maritime sailor fuku outfit outside of the visual parody element of the metacommentary on games like these? Is she actually a Japanese/private school student? Second, the women, Naomi, that the MC ends up with, has cat ears. Again outside of metaphysical visual parody commentary, why?

Also, I want to make a correction, Death Note is actually a shonen manga, having premiered in Shonen Jump and running alongside fare like Naruto, One Piece, and Bleach. For examples of seinen manga there is Akira, Battle Angel Alita, Berserk, Monster, and Excel Saga. Though Death Note is shonen, it is incredible and a thoughtful piece of work that transcends demographics. Sorta like how Harry Potter, a book for school children, is beloved by many women young and old, or My Little Pony, a show for little girls is beloved my many men, young and old.

Ah Sisyphus and Sasafrash!

Sisyphus was a figure in Greek Mythology. He was a very deceitful and selfish king who once ruled over Ephyra, the capital of the Thesprotia region in ancient Greece.

Sisyphus would often lure exotic travelers from far away into his local towns, only to have them killed so he could take their stuff. A supreme violation of Xenia code of conduct for proto-international affairs among Hellenians(Ancient Greeks).

He hated his brother Salmoneus so much, that he often plotted to kill him. He seduced his brother's own dauther, Tyro, into bearing his own children, and he tried to groom the inbred children to kill his brother, all so that he could take his throne. Tyro killed the inbred children in retaliation when she found out what she was going to do.

When Zeus had the hots for Aegina, the Nymph daughter of the river god Asopus, he took the form of an Eagle, and abducted her. Sisyphus bore witness to Zeus flying overhead, and when Asopus came strolling by in hot pursuit, Sisyphus revealed their location in return for a miraculous spring to pour across the Corinthian acropolis.

This got Sisyphus on Zeus's bad side. Depending on the variant, Zeus sent either Thantos(God of Death) or Hades(God of the Underworld) to chain Sisyphus up and drag him down to Tartarus(the bad place for bad people) early. In a classic looney tunes style maneuver, Sisyphus tricked Thanatos/Hades into chaining himself up after a drawn out conversion that began with Sisyphus questioning why Hermes was not sent, and ended with Sisyphus inquiring Thanatos/Hades to "demonstrate how the chains work." It was here where Sisyphus decided to boast out loud how he was even smarter then the gods of Olympus. During this period of shackling, the parameters of the world was affected in way where no one could die, because either Thanatos was unable cause death and Hades was unable to claim souls. Sacrifices could not be made to the gods, and the old and sick were suffering eternally. It also caused much frustration for Ares, because he was unable to see his subjects die in combat. So Ares brought upon himself to free Hades/Thanatos. The gods also told Sisyphus that he didn't let ares break the chains, that they would make Sisyphus suffer so much, that he wish he were dead.

During some downtime before his departure to the Underworld, Sisyphus told his wife to throw his naked dead body in the middle of the public square, so that he could continue to defy the gods. His wife decided to throw his carcas into the river Styx instead, fast fowarding his soul's arrival to the underworld. Sisyphus then sweet talked Persephone(Hade's claimed wife and Seasonal goddess) into allowing his soul to come back as a ghost and haunt his wife for disobeying his orders. Finally, Hermes dragged soul back down to Tartarus.

Sisyphus was tasked in Tartarus to roll a boulder up a steep mountain. The mountain was too steep and the boulder was too oblong, so it would keep rolling down the mountain. The task was impossible, and it led to an endless cycle of frustration.

Sisyphus and the boulder can seen as metaphor for futile efforts like power struggles. Especially since Sisyphus is the poster boy for all cutthroat Machiavellian leaders. Sisyphus lead a life of deceit and trickery in order to obtain massive power that in the end, was temporary due to the limits of mere mortality and the fact that he was only human. A virtuous man would live and let live, know his limits, and understand the fleeting nature of things.

Anyway, despite dry bare bones programming and art design, the ingenious thing about this game, is the fact that even I don't know if it can actually be done, which compel a lot of people to try their hand for possibly hours. If someone does manage to do it, I hope they have a capture card if you know what I mean.

Simple Game with a Crude Production.

In this game, you just slide slam matching blocks into each other to form higher number blocks, which you have to match with like blocks to form even higher blocks. The catch is when you move the blocks, you move almost all of them. Things get challenging as you run out of room. Other than that, there's not much.

While this a crude amateur production, the game is at least deep enough to make me think about my next move, and the biggest highlight would the choice of soundtrack.

Please tell me, what track did you use? I just love this music track.

rasp-berry responds:

It's a custom-made track. The game itself is a little crude because I made it for a jam. I think I will polish it up some more.

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Star Trek The Next Generation for MS-Dos.

By Apogee Software.

The Empire Is Attacking The Natives! Save Them!

Gunstar Heroes is my favorite action game. The greatest action game of all time could only be developed by the mighty fine folks over at Treasure. Treasure, the little developer that could, and can, and still thrives today despite being a small number of thirty. Treasure, only they could manage a McDonald's liscenced game just SHY of old school gaming nirvana.

Anyway, I have to say the music in Gunstar Heroes is quite underrated. Seriously, nobody today gives Norio Hanzawa (NON) the credit he deserves! This track(area1) alone is my favorite track out of the whole collection. Nothing gets me more pumped or in the mood to kick arse than this track.

Now considering this remix, it is not as good as the original... But it's pretty creative with its usage of different chip tunes and deconstructive effort non-the-less. I prefer how the original begins with "Da-Donnn!" like bang, and then, how it builds up to the main melody with its intro. This one removes the "Da-Donnn!" bang and gives the build up notes a little more of an ambience effect. Overall, this remix is okay, and I definitely give you thumbs for recognizing genius when you hear it.

DragonCoin responds:

Thats one of the best reviews I've seen in a long time just to say =D.
I agree totally, with what your saying. I mean it'll take alot to beat the original. I just purely did this for fun because it's my hobby.

I might make a more upbeat one with the "dun dun" and upload that in the future.

Thanks for your review =D

Now I'll Definately Bet On This Pooch...

This version is definately amped up compared to the original.

The intro was masterfully done by the way. It was expanded upon with much grace and respect to the source material. The intro in the previous version was sped through a little without much emphasis nor recognition and it only lasted 9 secs. This version lasts 17 secs and adds in a little more ambiance for the ominous chanting. In the actual opening, the chanting sounds houndish and silly and leads up to an accordion lead-in. This one on the other hand has a Burtonish/Danny Elfman-esque orchestra touch to it. This makes it seem more like a darker and sophisticated retake on the poorly animated yet charmingly cartoonish funny animal superhero.

I'm sad to say that I rather miss the delicate pizzicato that used to serve as a gentle lead in to "Speed of Lightning..." That's okay though, because the xylophone does perfectly well in its absence.

Now the part we've been waiting for, that part which we discussed in the last review. "Speed of Lightning..." has MOAR power now! Although I still sort of liked the gentle accoustic of the previous installment, the piano chords do a better job of conveying a powerful presence! (Do I hear a "thunder" sound effect? I do! Cool. Just like in the original opening!) This sound and melody paints a vivid picture of Underdog rising from the ashes, and basking in crowning moment of awesome before pummeling his would be destroyers in a wonderful turnabout fashion.

In short, you did a great job. This piece still has more potential to be even greater. It can be considered arguably better than the actual theme song. At least as an alternative revisionment. It is definately 999,000,000 X better than Disney's revisionment.

In fact, I might use this piece someday in a future project if I ever get to it. Because I feel inspired to do a masterful revisionist portrayal of Underdog in a similar fashion to how people revision Batman. You know! With better animation and everything! In fact, I might do this for other poorly animated yet redeemably charming cartoon heroes. Like Birdman, and Space Ghost, and most definately the Herculoids!
Hey, if it worked for Johnny Quest and Secret Squirrel...

Compaq272 responds:

I have clearly said in the author's comments that they are 2 thumb pianos.

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I Want to Play as Osaka.

I bet her levels are very trippy.

Sailor Moon Monsters!

They always make me and everybody else feel weird and kinda uncomfortable…

Which makes them good villains.

I Just Noticed.

The design of the Devil like monster(Archon?) is the exact same design of the Devil o within the legendary 13th century Codex Gigas aka “The Devil’s Bible” with a larger scaly head, two horns, two tongues, and a tiny scrawny imp like body.

The Devil’s Bible is just another copy of the Bible written in Latin, albeit with pictures and packaged with additional texts that were useful at the time it was written, including medical texts. It’s a big a book and it’s been around. Bohemian would get ransacked and conquered and eventually becoming the Czech Republic in modern times. The book would end up in Sweden. There was even an instance where the book survived a fire because someone threw it out the window to save it. And of course it fell on an innocent bystander. The peculiar thing about it is the legend that surrounds it.

It was written in Middle Ages era Bohemia by a figure known as Herman the Recluse. A monk for the Benedictine Monastery at the time.

The legend goes that this Monk was sentenced to be walled alive unless he managed to write a book that glorified the monastery and beyond as a means to repent. And he had to finish it in a day.

Well the legend goes that Herman fell to despair and prayed not to God, but the Devil in order to get the book finished.

Modern cryptologists, graphologists, anthropologists, archaeologists and other “-ists” have studied and tested the book, determined that all this text and all these pictures could have never been compiled in one day if written by one person. It would had to have taken 20 years to finish such a book. Therefore, the legend may be bogus, though the only author that is mentioned is a name, Herman Inclusus, so far as we know it did only have one author. Historical truth is sometimes foggy. A lot of times, old societies can be unreliable narrators, often amping themselves up and demonizing the other side. The book might not have been written in day, but it is impressive relic and it may have been written by a single prisoner writing it nonstop for 20 years. Imagine that.

Sauces:
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Codex_Gigas
Library of Swedes(Where it is held)
National Geographic, geography and anthropology magazine.

RWappin responds:

You are correct. I tried to combine the Codex Gigas devil with the Cuphead devil for his design. In this story, he is called Wetiko and is the Fast Realm's main antagonist. The demon things around him are Archons, and he is the head Archon.

Abuse it for good, never for evil.

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